A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM
If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021
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by lilpengting February 6, 2023
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Thinking you have to fart while doing kung fu moves but accidentally pooping, thus resulting in a foop. Usually happens after eating a gaseous meal when someone is listening to the song "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" and trying out new kung fu moves. Can also happen while watching Jackie Chan in Rush Hour, or similar cool kung fu movies. Beware: can result in speckled underwear.
Ronaldo: Earlier when I was kung fu fighting and everybody was fast as lightning, I thought I had to toot, but I accidentally pooped.
Skate: That is the ultimate kung fu foop!
Skate: That is the ultimate kung fu foop!
by shartsaresaucy February 18, 2011
Get the kung fu foop mug.by Jimmy "Toothless Watermelon" Jones September 21, 2003
Get the SFA (Shaq Fu Army) mug."Your kung-fu is good, but still!" "Your driving-fu better be pretty good if you're going to win the race."
by Industrio Melman March 14, 2003
Get the -fu mug.A modern derivation of Kung Fu found when a fight breaks out in the middle of the dance floor, mosh pit, or rave.
Usually involves the offending party being drunk or otherwise drugged and making an ass of themselves followed by an ass kicking under the bright flickering lights of the rave/dance floor which makes the whole thing look that much cooler.
Usually involves the offending party being drunk or otherwise drugged and making an ass of themselves followed by an ass kicking under the bright flickering lights of the rave/dance floor which makes the whole thing look that much cooler.
Raver 1: "What the fuck happened?!"
Raver 2: "I dunno that fucktard pulled out a knife and the other guy went all Rave Fu on his ass!"
Raver 2: "I dunno that fucktard pulled out a knife and the other guy went all Rave Fu on his ass!"
by Sir Smurfalot May 19, 2006
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"Yo, did you see those two drunk guys fight at the party last night? That one dude got his ass krunk-fued!"
by Krunk-FuMaster April 13, 2005
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