An primordial Gooning technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“
The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow“ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast}. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.
This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ ࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow“ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast}. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.
This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ ࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 9, 2024
Get the Astral-Flicker-Gooningmug. An unsuspecting female who is used, and preyed upon by hoes, control freaks, or deadbeat dads for what they have to offer in the way of material things. or personal gain.
Mug flicker
That man only chases mug flickers, because he is to lazy to work.
1. sugar momma, giving female, female used for personal gain
2. prey, kill, quest, played
That man only chases mug flickers, because he is to lazy to work.
1. sugar momma, giving female, female used for personal gain
2. prey, kill, quest, played
by kewlmomz March 30, 2015
Get the Mug Flickermug. man 1: do you goon much
man 2: yeah i flicker goon what about you?
man 1: yeah man me too i love flicker gooning
man 2: yeah i flicker goon what about you?
man 1: yeah man me too i love flicker gooning
by mr. goonrizz December 11, 2024
Get the flicker goonmug. It's the art of Jelqing but instead of pulling you flicker it around making it more efficient at the job and improving the size and experience of the Jelq.
by JelqMaster3001 December 4, 2024
Get the Flicker Jelqingmug. Only by mongolian tip toeing and using adrenaline can someone try this method. It is regarded as one of the hardest and most challenging ways to goon.
Person 1:Dude, you should've seen me goon last night i was at it for like 7 hours
Person 2:Tsskk, pathetic i was flicker gooning for 7 seconds at my prime
Person 1:How can anyone achieve such greatness
Person 2:Tsskk, pathetic i was flicker gooning for 7 seconds at my prime
Person 1:How can anyone achieve such greatness
by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 6, 2024
Get the Flicker Gooningmug. A small football team that is apart of the AFL (arena football league). They are THE worst team in the league and have never won a game. There is multiple problems within their team and teammates disagree with each other and throw shade.
by THENORDQUISTHELPER November 24, 2020
Get the Flea-Flickersmug. The act of Gooning your male genitals (jerking yo shi) while simultaneously fingering your booty hole
"Ben, Stop Flicker Gooning in class I can hear it from across the room man"
"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"
"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"
by TipTickleson1972 June 1, 2024
Get the Flicker Gooningmug.