facebook

Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.

This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.

by dw13my January 30, 2016

FaceBook

the shit that nobody uses

person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people

by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017

Facebook

Crack

It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.

by Mark876 June 07, 2011

facebook

Something people waste time on, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use facebook
Person 2: boi you got no life

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

Facebook

Dead.

A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.

Facebook is dead man.

by yugyug March 04, 2018

Facebook

A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.

Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.

by Brain Bane June 03, 2017

Facebooker

1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.

2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.

Due to his constant use of facebook, we would definitely refer to him as a facebooker.

by staggy11 November 18, 2011