cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

Flosshing

The use of a very thin penis to floss your teeth repeatedly, and then gurgle the splooge to rinse out your mouth

She hadn't brushed her teeth that morning, so she started flosshing with his penis while he was driving her to work.

by the definer of all March 7, 2011

Flossophy

An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'

I promise to floss thrice a day, for I am a follower of Flossophy.

by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015

Flissy

A woman who knows what she's doing and very persuasive. Basically, a Flissy is a woman who gets and got want she wants.

Anne: So, did you get him to do it?
Josie: Hell yeah, and he said he'll do it for me another time. I got him wrapped around my finger...
Anne: Wow, nice work, Flissy.

by chemolimo January 4, 2019

flopsy

A type of scam in which one pretends to have been hit by a person's vehicle in order to squeeze some money out of the driver, usually in court or in the form of insurance payouts.

Guy 1: So, hahe's da plan. I pretend da car hit me, and we take da drivah ta court, and we sue him till we got all da money in his account. Sound good?
Guy 2: Ah, a flopsy. ...Ah, fuhgettaboutit. He probably gotta dash cam.

by Intelligence001 June 22, 2020

Foossy

Foot pussy. Putting your two feet together so the arches form a crevice one can penetrate. First coined by Jakob Emmitt-Carson Finck.

Fuck my foossy daddy

by 3026703272 October 24, 2020

angel floss

Female pubic hair that becomes trapped between teeth during vigorous cunnalingus.

Phillip got a mouth full of angel floss after going down on that stripper.

by NS_Sherlock June 3, 2011