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francesca’s eyebrows

person one: oh have you see francesca lately?
person two: oh yeah. francesca’s eyebrows are so fake
by hesstruck69 November 27, 2019
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eyebrow butt

The vertical line stinking up the surface between your eyebrows
Time to get some botox in my eyebrow butt
by sexy Jessi December 25, 2011
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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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Smudged eyebrow

Something is up no one is making fun of my smudged eyebrow 🤬
by mennäperille December 10, 2019
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eyebrow jinx

Yelled when you’re vibing with your boo and you wiggle/raise your eyebrows suggestively at each other at the same time.
Last night my boo and I were about to get down and we eyebrow jinxed. So funny”
by anonymous June 3, 2023
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Wing Eyebrows

Eyebrows that are so fucking crazy looking that everytime you see them you realize that you aren't actually the ugliest person on Earth. Like seriously what the hell it looks like normal eyebrows but upside-down.
"Did you see the wing eyebrows on that fucker?" "That's Gavin, man. Nothing new."
by itwasformydoctordotnet October 20, 2017
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eyebrow master

he who hails form the "Land Of New", carrying with him only the fur (in some cases pubes) of an elk, wallaby and/or GRIZZLY BEAR, neatly and strategically fasten to his lower forehead in gratuitous quantities.

hides under a glow in the dark Led Zeppelin t-shirt, thus making him an easy target for eyebrow harvesters. therefore there is only one known "eyebrow master" living among us in the modern world.
by ManCastLE! March 15, 2011
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