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Canon Event

Slang term originating from the movie Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. In movie, a canon event is an experience that is shared by all Spider People across the multiverse. These events are what build the personalities and livelihoods of the Spiders, and deviating and/or preventing canon events from happening can have dire consequences, up to and including the destruction of their universe and multiverse.

In real life slang, a canon event is a life experience that is so universally shared that it might as well be fated to happen, part of your real life canon so to speak. Like in the movie, these events make people who they are and more often than not they will grow somehow from it. Fumbling your first crush is often said to be one of the first real life canon events, and deviating from that outcome could have dire consequences...
"I can't believe I just blew my last opportunity to ask her out, now I'll never be able to see her again."
"Its a canon event bro, it happens to all of us. Don't worry you'll get it with the next one."
by ItchyDonut January 12, 2024
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Payment Event

A payment event is the new way to refer to everything that happens before, during and after a transaction.
"Hey Mr. Bank Boss, if we don't look at these transactions as payment events we'll be missing important context."
by modonaut October 19, 2017
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napoleon 48 person cross walking event

ahhh munks and the guys of the event will go to the cross walk and walk across while tring to avoid the falling rhinos and anchors.,!@#? and firetrucks.
metro colin anus aribasn yooopooo gooot a frind an yoooo napoleon 48 person cross walking event, i watched a turkish guy shit in a toaster and cook it to perfection.
by aggagagdegigfidhfgkdjvhjhaaaau November 17, 2022
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PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENT

WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE THE EVENT PERPLEXPLORE IS ON WEDNESDAY UR NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAK IT I HATE THESE PEOPLE LIKE UGH
Example 1

ugly person:"huzah! huzahahaha! HUz!- zah!"
person: "I HATE PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENT LIKE SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

Example 2
ugly person: "omg look its epic sneyser real its so cool look"
person: "kys"
by mkunga May 15, 2023
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Cuffs Event

It's an event where you get handcuffed to another person, usually a guy and girl, for the night (not real handcuffs).
Hey, I'm going to a cuffs event tomorrow, you should join me.
by Minminseungmin December 3, 2020
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Jaws (event)

Person 2: why do you look so down?
Person 1: Jaws (event) is starting tomorrow

Person 2: oh shit, if you need any tampons just ask
by GalacticKiwi November 13, 2021
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starry events

Ok
Starry events
by Greenbird1010 January 19, 2024
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