significant event

Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.

(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.

recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)

by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010

sisterhood event

a person who has hooked up with at least 3 members of a sorority

Wow, Jason is one fuck away from being a sisterhood event.

by ladybird321 April 22, 2020

Event Alerts

Event Alerts is a community on discord filled with 3 year old children that only speak brain rot.

Event Alerts is riddled with brain rot

by ItsJeff May 8, 2025

Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.

Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm

by jankotrantry October 11, 2022

egg event

When Tina calls for overtime with a zero percent chance of rain and charges the black employees double for eggs

Oh shit! It’s sunny out, better bother the higher up because we got an egg event on our hands. I hope Euclides is there the light bill is due.

by HackAttack8 July 4, 2024

an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something.

an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something.

an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something.

by anonymous January 27, 2022

Shake Events

Based out of NJ, Shake Events is one of the best dj companies you can use for your wedding, hands down. They will make. You. Shake. (Dat butt) all night long. It will be the best, most memorable night of your life . No question 🙅🏼 ♀️ 💃💃💃

Damn that the best wedding I’ve ever been to last night, they must have used Shake Events

by Mikeydeks November 23, 2021