Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025

play event

Gym

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Science

Eco system biology 🧪

The bumble bee pollen

Roof

Sweeet
Kind

Gym

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Science

Eco system biology 🧪
The bumble bee pollen

Roof

Sweeet
Kind

Put In the play event

by Abcvd January 6, 2024

thermal event

An exothermic reaction where large amounts of smoke are generated but no flames are observed.

My house was subject to a thermal event and was reduced to ashes. I didn't see it, so it must not have been a fire.

by coldandbothered November 20, 2010

Van Cleveland Event

Honest Bullshit

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?

by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019

climatic event

When your body shatters into a million electrifying pieces from an orgasm.

After that climatic event, I will definitely see him again.

by NRead July 2, 2016

The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.

Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021

eventity

noun
1. A small event

plural - eventities

Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.

by dylan May 13, 2005