Smarter than everyone

What? No! I'm worse than a retard! You're the smart ones! So use that smart fucking brainz of yourself to figure out how to get me my fucking money.

Hym "You are clearly the smarter than everyone guy! So where is the stalking guy's head and why don't I have my money?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

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Everyone lies

Except for Hym....

Hym "Do me a favor and put that on my tombstone, will you? 'Everyone lies... Except for Hym...' That'll be dope... Oh, and I changed my mind about the cremation this so what I'm going to need you to do is make an underground shrine out of the bones of that whore and the cripple and then place my urn so that they're, like, holding it up, right? I mean... The entire shrine doesn't need to be made of their bones. Just the altar part is fine."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2023

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everyone who is not me

Dumb cunts

Y'all aren't me (everyone who is not me)

by skullcruher65 March 15, 2023

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Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A frase on dnd that the DM says when he is fed up with the players, resulting in a TPK

Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!

by Jodeui March 17, 2023

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