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Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.
Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).
by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019
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Equally Important

That is fucking hilarious! It's hilarious that you make that distinction.
Hym "Ha! Right! 'Equally important.' So, 'Not at all' but I have to share that lack of importance with you. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! I'm not going to do it, but, it's funny!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2025
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equality

When a silly female can wake up a black eye after a night of partying and her silly friends can laugh about it instead of try to have someone killed or imprisoned over it, there will be equality, because mlaes will become as powerful as females if that ever happens. Until females begin to take their lives as often as males, go to jail for the same amount of time as males for the same crimes, and authority figures no longer take it easy on them or give them breaks (they get as authoritative with females as they do males) for things ranging from traffic tickets to everything else, (and when as many unarmed females are being shot by the police as unarmed males) females will no longer be the most powerful people, everyone will be equally powerful. When more female kids are getting ass whoopings from their parents, as many as males, then there will be equality.
The people that whine the most about equality (not making as much money for the same job) usually don't appreciate how fortunate they really are, because their lens is too narrow to see beyond their own gripes.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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separate but equal

When you give someone a blowjob while simultaneously having your entire fist in your own mouth.
Crater said "Last night my girlfriend gave me a separate but equal."
by itssojoever May 26, 2025
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Equalizer

A object to slime u out cuh
Oi i have an equalizer
by Yyyttttrrreee456973 July 23, 2024
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The Equality Trust

An organisation that thrives to support offensive ideology, such as the forbidding of inequalities in the UK.
The Equality Trust is a fucking Gay
by Cocaine Smuggler December 17, 2017
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Equality

We fight for equality.
Equal pay.
Equal rights under the law.
But equality is so much more.
It is the right to fee safe in your country,
The right to know the police protects you,
The right to know your coworkers respect you,
Equality is being a human, and everyone has that beautiful right.
Equality is what every single person in this world deserves, no matter what.
by Provemeright September 5, 2018
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