after you blow your load in some chickenheads mouth, you lay your penis on her forhead, you make her spit your badger milk on a twinkie and have her eat that shit in front of you. This is the empty twinkie.
by Zepster February 10, 2008
Person 1: “what do I do with this can?”
Person 2: “i gotchu”
Person 2: “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET”
*kicks it off roof*
Person 2: “i gotchu”
Person 2: “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET”
*kicks it off roof*
by saywaa December 24, 2018
Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.
by My Cedar is Cranking October 23, 2019
when you have encountered so flabbergasting that your brain cells have left the chat, leaving you with no thoughts, speechless.
by moonclqud September 27, 2019
One who chooses to wear a mask.
by Woke2020 August 22, 2020
A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.
E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.
Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.
Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton
E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
by CrippledCow February 20, 2020
An Empty Grammar Flex, or EGF, is when a user on a forum or comment thread attempts to gain leverage on other users by correcting the spelling and/or grammar of the other users in place of or in addition to focusing on content.
Example:
Man this guy just pulled an empty grammar flex on me on gearslutz, check it out...
Quote:
"Please, please kill the RCA cable. They're not really even called RCA cables. I don't even know what they're real names are. RCA's just a company, they' didn' invent this stupid unbalanced cable "
1- Please check your history before complaining; RCA did invent the connector used in "phono" cables. it was in the early 1940s.
2- please check your grammar; there is a difference between "they're" and "their".
Man this guy just pulled an empty grammar flex on me on gearslutz, check it out...
Quote:
"Please, please kill the RCA cable. They're not really even called RCA cables. I don't even know what they're real names are. RCA's just a company, they' didn' invent this stupid unbalanced cable "
1- Please check your history before complaining; RCA did invent the connector used in "phono" cables. it was in the early 1940s.
2- please check your grammar; there is a difference between "they're" and "their".
by cheesesilk September 03, 2013