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Supposedly a web browser. Responsible for 90% of revenue I recieve from service calls regarding computers infected with viruses and spyware. A useful tool for downloading Mozilla Firefox or Opera, if you don't already have them.

Also known as: Toilet Paper
"Honey? Could you stop at the store on your way home from work? We're out of Internet Explorer!"
by A Huge Bear February 17, 2006
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Exploding Zeppelin

After sexual intercourse the male takes off the condom, blows it up like a balloon, and pops it. Leaving a splatter mess of cum everywhere.
by Mike Jr. February 8, 2004
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Dora the Explorer

Dumb bitch. She also has to attack that fox's conscience. She yells at it, repeatedly, telling it how bad, and mean it is for stealing some useless shit that she has, that she can find again in about 10 minutes. I think her and the monkey are partners. That monkey won't shut the fuck up.

Dora the Explorer, you're fucking gonna die. First I'm gonna kill your god damn parents, and skin that monkey RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
Boots: Holy shit Dora! I'm trippin' BALLS!

Dora: *Laughs* Me too...

Boots: Oh shit. They're filming us.

Dora: Fuck! Hey guys, get that map out. Don't just pull it out and look at it, start chanting 'map'.

Boots: Ok. lets go to that Windy Canyon.

Dora: Is it windy there?

Boots: Lalalalala! You're Dora the Explorer!

Dora: Hehe... Boots... You're so fucked up...
by im a goldfish September 6, 2007
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Exploding High Five

1: Originated from the collective genius of random comedic masterminds Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, and Andy Samberg.
First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.

2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.
1: Man, did you freakin see that? They just high fived each other all at once, and there was a freakin explosion! Their hands made explosion! What badasses! It was an Exploding High Five! And it happened on Television!

2: (whispers) -- "Hey friend no. 2, that friend no. 3 of ours over there is being a jerkass, don't you think?"

(whispers) -- "'Deed I do, friend no. 1. Whatsay we do something about it?"

(whispers) -- "Whatsay!"

"Hey, friend no. 3!"

"Hey, friend no. 2!"

"High five, friend no. 3!"

"Sure, friend no. 1!" (friend no. 3 raises arm with back towards theoretical body of water)

(friends no. 1 and 2 in unison) -- "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Eploding High Five! *bloosh*"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" *splash*.
by Nick B2 September 14, 2008
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Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is an insidious web browser that comes installed on Microsoft operating systems. It crashes all the time and then annoys you with prompts asking if you want to send error reports. It also has a lot of security vulnerabilities, and using it is the easiest way to get a virus, trojan, or other malware.

As if that weren't bad enough, Internet Explorer is so integrated into the system that removing it can cause major problems.
The only thing Internet Explorer is good for is downloading Firefox
by am529~ June 3, 2010
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internet explorer

a program that you think you can use to view internet pages...but you cant.....it sucks balls
as in internet explorer sucks my balls.. cant even close the bitch when it doesnt respond.. unkown error closing application unexpectadly would you like to further delay yourself by trying to send a message to our tech people that will take another hour because no one in the world uses microsoft outlook as their main emailing program and youaccidently hit "yes" instead of the "suck my balls order me a macbook" button and now it has try to load and then tell me that i deleted some applications neccessary to open it.........shit..
by andyx March 3, 2011
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explodingtnt

He's a mouse that smells bad of cheese
hi explodingtnt
by tAlLAAL April 19, 2017
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