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Dwarf

A dwarf is a gnome, only he's alive.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019
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The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
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Dwarf Wrecking Ball

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball
by Bonk police September 7, 2023
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Short Dwarf

is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf
the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie
by MonkeyNeedsconstipationpills August 29, 2023
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DMR-Dwarf

A stunning man standing at 5’1” armed with a DMR and a pistol

Used typically when there is a short angry man wielding a DMR Rifle going absolutely ballistic in an airsoft game
What’s his name I can’t remember ? It’s DMR-DWARF!”
by DMR-Dwarf23 October 13, 2025
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nimble dwarf

this word is derek and dale
fhdwhaf uhgiafesgia adfviuashv
by halo 2 March 28, 2005
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Spazzy Dwarf

A angry and retarded girl who looks blazed off her tits about 90% of the time, usually named sheree.
Mate that is one spazzy dwarf
by Beltazar April 20, 2018
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