Dwarf

A little cunt 4ft tall.

A dwarf is a gnome, only he's alive.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

Dwarf Wrecking Ball

A dwarf with massive muscles.

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball

by Bonk police September 7, 2023

Short Dwarf

is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf

the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie

by MonkeyNeedsconstipationpills August 29, 2023

DMR-Dwarf

A stunning man standing at 5’1” armed with a DMR and a pistol

Used typically when there is a short angry man wielding a DMR Rifle going absolutely ballistic in an airsoft game

“What’s his name I can’t remember ? It’s DMR-DWARF!”

by DMR-Dwarf23 October 13, 2025

nimble dwarf

this word is derek and dale

fhdwhaf uhgiafesgia adfviuashv

by halo 2 March 28, 2005

Spazzy Dwarf

A angry and retarded girl who looks blazed off her tits about 90% of the time, usually named sheree.

Mate that is one spazzy dwarf

by Beltazar April 20, 2018