Drive-by Friendship

The act of suddenly and quickly encountering an old acquaintance or friend (you may or may not remember), who you have not spoken to in a long time. However, the person greets you and speaks to you as if you have been close friends the entire time before leaving in a hurry.

Person on the street: "Hey man! How's it going? How are your classes? Are you still seeing that girl? We should hang out more. Give me a text or call me. Seriously, let's hang out later! Bye!"

You: "What the...who was that? Sheesh, I hate drive-by friendship!"

by T-squared00 May 9, 2011

eggshell driving

to drive as if there is an egg is under your gas pedal so as to save gas. Staying at a constant speed and not gunning the gas pedal.

I was low on gas, and knew a gas station wasn't very close so i started eggshell driving.

by FilthyYamBag February 10, 2007

drive-by fireworking

When you throw fireworks out of a moving vehicle. Usually done in residential areas.

The Grand-Am was egged because it was speeding through the neighborhood while the occupants inside were drive-by fireworking.

by Mr. Salt July 10, 2006

butt-drive

To go furniture shopping for a comfortable sofa or chair.

We don't need help right now, we're just here to butt-drive a few chairs.

by LFJ March 2, 2006

mommy drive-by

Sometimes unintentionally hurtful, but always critical comment about someone else's parenting choice.

Typical mommy drive-by:

"I used to work, too, but when Danion came along, I knew it was best for him that I stay home. But good for you, if that's what you want to do."

by AnotherMom October 24, 2007

Jerk Driving

The act of one jerking off to ones self.

The other day I was jerk driving to this chick in the lane next to me.

by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

Sunday Drive

When someone is driving without a care in the world, as they are in no hurry to reach their destination.

I’m trying to get to work on time, but I’m gonna be late because the guy in front of me’s on a Sunday drive!

by BomberJacknut June 16, 2019