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dookie boner

A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.
Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner

Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
by Buttircup March 18, 2014
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dookie meat

lame. stoopid. booty. ass. no good.
by ninjajim August 26, 2017
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Major Dookie

A dookie that is larger than the rest. The king of dookies. The dookie that runs the dookie platoon.
"I had to wipe the blood off my ass after launching a major dookie"
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."
by Mariah R. April 26, 2006
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san dooku

(Keep In mind this is very personal to me)
San dooku is a gay act meaning to take an action figure and inlodge it inside your partner’s rectum.
Dam, I just just San dookued his ass
by Sam Darwin 42 May 28, 2020
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P Dookie Salmon

Overly disgusting homeless man or homeless man in general who causes a mass disturbance in a public place, often having a large presence of Law Enforcement involved.
1. After a few minutes of negotiations and some ouchie bullets from the meany greeny shotty, P Dookie Salmon was placed under arrest by the LAPD
2. After chasing some people with a machete at a park, and shooting at police with a cross bow, P Dookie Salmon was eventually lit the fuck up by police.
by LEOLover69420 October 20, 2020
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cock-a-dookie

1.A phrase used to describe something that intensly sucks, occasionaly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd"
2. A word used to describe "nothing"
Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie
by Taveon March 14, 2008
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Dooksexual

When you have a high attraction, often including sexual feelings, for The Babadook.
Charlie: Man, I just watched The Babadook for the first time, great movie but I think I have a crush on The Babadook now...

Greg: Dude, you might be dooksexual.
by bonersforbabadook June 7, 2017
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