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Dingle Cobbler

The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...
Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...

Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?
by cobbler4u July 19, 2013
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Qaundale dingle

Qaundale Dingle is the father of bingleton davious the 3rd junior and he is the brother of Carmen winstead
Carmen: Hi my name is Carmen winstead I know qaundale Dingle
by Carmenwinsteadthe69thjunior April 20, 2022
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dingle berries

A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.
TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole
by Daniel September 2, 2003
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Quandale Dingle

An infamous high school for the performing arts in Bristow VA (Virginia), this school is often the butt of many jokes because of its ridiculous name and its egregious students that attend this goofy school. Now, lets get into: who is Quandale dingle? Quandale dingle was an Irish immigrant. His father was the owner of the town aptly named "Dingle". It was a town full of pubs and drunken homeless people. The poverty in this town was so badx, it was later dubbed "piss town". The streets and their piss smell really gave it that terribly inappropriate name. Once Quandale Dingle was born in the 1900's, he was an ambitious youngster with a lot of sarcasm. After him and his parents moved away from the hell hole that was "Dingle", the migrated to Virginia USA. After their migration in the 1910's, Quandale Dingle decided he wanted to join the war against Germany. He was so young and yet so brave. His body count of 198 really showed his manly-ness. As for his kill count, he was highly respected in his attempt to shoot an enemy but instead shooting his general in the balls. He was honorably discharged on May 20th 1912. After this he fell into a deep depression. Now out of luck, Quandale Dingle had to join the labor force and work at an pickle factory. Whilst working at said factory he fell into a vat of Pickling juice and drowned. He was commemorated and had the local school built on top of the factory where he died named after him. That my dear friend, is the story of Quandale Dingle.
UGH! Your like the Quandale Dingle of the music class! Please just shutup!
by TheQuandaleSyndicale April 7, 2022
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Dingle-sickle

An advanced type of dingle-berry. Whereas dingle-berries are balls of shit that hang from anal hairs, dingle-sickles caught the entire lengths of anal hairs (think Milk Duds versus Milk Dud shish-kebabs).
Jimmy’s dingle-sickles were so thick, his asshole looked like a porcupine.
by Goofnut October 16, 2021
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Dingle ass

A person who's ass is covered in dingle berries. A person who sports their dingle berries like a new pair of Ray Bans.
Sundance is a dingle ass.
You fucking dingle ass
by Muff Stuffer November 27, 2018
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Quandale Dingle

A man with a large anus who gets powered by goofy ahh energy and can't die but murders 2 billion discord kittens daily. He also has an abusive mother.
Daquavious Bingleton: Geez, I feel bad for my bro Quandale Dingle , he is constantly abused by our mom
Quandale Dingle: Quandale Dingle here, my uncle made my stock market crash next week and my discord kittens got scared.
by ProbablyInschool April 29, 2022
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