by Vasalinw May 08, 2018
There were once two friends a cock and an ass. both lived on the farm of senator dick mageee. senator dick was infamous for his odd inter-species sexual preferences. cock and ass had several times been forced to entertain him. They began to plot against him to try and destroy his libido. One day when senator was advancing on cock ass ran up and kicked him in the rear. cock took the opportunity to lunge at dick's stomach but dick jumped and cock landed in his groin. while in there he turned around and tried to escape but got stuck and only his head and neck still stuck out. the kick that ass had developed created a huge crater in dick's rear as well as sent a crack heading up his rear. after that day all human males had a cock's head and neck sticking out of thier groin and hole and crack in their rear (women gained their ass differently; see pussy)
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by Megavirgin November 13, 2018
It's a very complicated thing to talk about.. a dick is basically a large rocket that has white smoke coming from the top when ready for some stuff to happen. It goes back and forth as is trains for lift off. When ready, it gets larger, and all the white smoke comes from the top and into space. It soon will form into a new rocket, and that rocket will orbit around soft tissues in a human and feels nice and gives out more white smoke. It's pretty incredible. Ya'll should give it a try
by JLiDaBoi July 09, 2017
1. His dick was so thick and long, when it was inside of me I yelled at the top my lungs, it was painful but so pleasing.
2. Hey, stop being a dick!
3. Dick, did you bring the loud.
2. Hey, stop being a dick!
3. Dick, did you bring the loud.
by a.beautiful.imperfectionist March 16, 2016