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You a dick
by Ahhhsexccass July 16, 2019
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There were once two friends a cock and an ass. both lived on the farm of senator dick mageee. senator dick was infamous for his odd inter-species sexual preferences. cock and ass had several times been forced to entertain him. They began to plot against him to try and destroy his libido. One day when senator was advancing on cock ass ran up and kicked him in the rear. cock took the opportunity to lunge at dick's stomach but dick jumped and cock landed in his groin. while in there he turned around and tried to escape but got stuck and only his head and neck still stuck out. the kick that ass had developed created a huge crater in dick's rear as well as sent a crack heading up his rear. after that day all human males had a cock's head and neck sticking out of thier groin and hole and crack in their rear (women gained their ass differently; see pussy)
"His dick was too small to receive pleasure from"
by Joe Rizzo is AWESOME February 26, 2008
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Dick

To hall off and kill some bitch.
This guy was totally being a dick, like word.
by marshalldroid July 10, 2010
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Dick

An dick is a douche
by Fatcatsaregroopeys November 9, 2018
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Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.
You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.
by Hailioli October 8, 2017
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Dick

1. Slang for male genitals.
2. A male that acts like an asshole
3. Nickname for Richard.
1. His dick was so thick and long, when it was inside of me I yelled at the top my lungs, it was painful but so pleasing.
2. Hey, stop being a dick!
3. Dick, did you bring the loud.
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Dick

1 A word relating to a male part, the penis

2 that guy you probably hate.

3 Something you'll never get
1, Jessie: Oh man i'm totally getting some dick tonight!

2, Max: Damn, Jared is such a dick

Larry: I know right, the biggest dick in the world

3, your life is sad.
by The big ol truth, sorry bucko January 28, 2019
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