There were once two friends a cock and an ass. both lived on the farm of senator dick mageee. senator dick was infamous for his odd inter-species sexual preferences. cock and ass had several times been forced to entertain him. They began to plot against him to try and destroy his libido. One day when senator was advancing on cock ass ran up and kicked him in the rear. cock took the opportunity to lunge at dick's stomach but dick jumped and cock landed in his groin. while in there he turned around and tried to escape but got stuck and only his head and neck still stuck out. the kick that ass had developed created a huge crater in dick's rear as well as sent a crack heading up his rear. after that day all human males had a cock's head and neck sticking out of thier groin and hole and crack in their rear (women gained their ass differently; see pussy)
by Joe Rizzo is AWESOME February 26, 2008

by marshalldroid July 10, 2010

by Hailioli October 8, 2017

1. His dick was so thick and long, when it was inside of me I yelled at the top my lungs, it was painful but so pleasing.
2. Hey, stop being a dick!
3. Dick, did you bring the loud.
2. Hey, stop being a dick!
3. Dick, did you bring the loud.
by a.beautiful.imperfectionist July 23, 2016

1 A word relating to a male part, the penis
2 that guy you probably hate.
3 Something you'll never get
2 that guy you probably hate.
3 Something you'll never get
1, Jessie: Oh man i'm totally getting some dick tonight!
2, Max: Damn, Jared is such a dick
Larry: I know right, the biggest dick in the world
3, your life is sad.
2, Max: Damn, Jared is such a dick
Larry: I know right, the biggest dick in the world
3, your life is sad.
by The big ol truth, sorry bucko January 28, 2019
