bianca: yo trisha! its dec 13!!
trisha: whats dec 13??
bianca: you stupid fuck its national curious george day
trisha: whats dec 13??
bianca: you stupid fuck its national curious george day
by GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH November 29, 2023
The bday of a person who vapes and probably lost their virginity at the age of 12 or 13. Looks innocent but is NOT.
by By TC December 14, 2023
Everyone will love their Christmas present. It'll be my brightest tool yet. Dec 25. Earth burns birthed then the sun.
by Walnut2001 January 05, 2023
Boy 1: "you should go complement your crush!"
Boy 2 : "why?"
Boy 1: " it's Dec 19, national complement your crush day!"
Boy 2 : "why?"
Boy 1: " it's Dec 19, national complement your crush day!"
by Twisted Kiwi December 13, 2021
Girl:” hey it’s 15th Dec”
Boy: “yeh so”
Girl: “ you gotta give me hugs and kisses all day”
Boy:”okay fine”
Boy: “yeh so”
Girl: “ you gotta give me hugs and kisses all day”
Boy:”okay fine”
by Oliverjod December 14, 2021
by BBBBBBW December 28, 2023
On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.
(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)
Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)
Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024