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David

one who cums in only two strokes
Dude, my girlfriend Angie was giving me a hand job, I came in two strokes!

David, your a fucking minuteman.
by Bob McSoupe July 22, 2010
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This has got to be one of the dopest n*ggas alive. The blackest white person. You don't f*ck with this guy. You just don't, You mess with him
.... may lord have mercy on you. Don't f*ck with him.
Hood Ratchet: Ayo what that white boy doin here in the hood.
Hood Ratchet 2: Bruh, fawk u mean? That's a David bihh.
Hood Ratchet: Oo DAMN! Blackest white nigga alive.
by Yo Shotti Snatcha June 24, 2016
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David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.

Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!

Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !

Girl1: he is! <3

Girl2: oh that david, strong one !
David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.

Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!

Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !

Girl1: he is! <3
by Amanda Luong July 8, 2012
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guy with depression, often known as spanky brown, very lanky
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Susan says "Oh I had such a nice time last night with my david"
by lil computer geek May 14, 2008
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The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.
-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!
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