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David

one who cums in only two strokes
Dude, my girlfriend Angie was giving me a hand job, I came in two strokes!

David, your a fucking minuteman.
by Bob McSoupe July 22, 2010
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David

David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.

Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!

Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !

Girl1: he is! <3

Girl2: oh that david, strong one !
David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.

Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!

Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !

Girl1: he is! <3
by Amanda Luong July 8, 2012
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David

This has got to be one of the dopest n*ggas alive. The blackest white person. You don't f*ck with this guy. You just don't, You mess with him
.... may lord have mercy on you. Don't f*ck with him.
Hood Ratchet: Ayo what that white boy doin here in the hood.
Hood Ratchet 2: Bruh, fawk u mean? That's a David bihh.
Hood Ratchet: Oo DAMN! Blackest white nigga alive.
by Yo Shotti Snatcha June 24, 2016
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David

guy with depression, often known as spanky brown, very lanky
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David

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David

Susan says "Oh I had such a nice time last night with my david"
by lil computer geek May 14, 2008
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David

Acts sped but is smart
That’ David humping the swing and calculating how tall it is
by erix123 January 18, 2020
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