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David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !
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Girl2: oh that david, strong one !
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Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !
Girl1: he is! <3
Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
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