Damian is a wonderful boy who always puts others before himself. He's the sweetest soul you'd ever meet. Humble and generous. Careful and gentle. Damian's smile always caught my eye. Warm and soothing. The most wonderful feature about him. His smile always captivates me and makes me smile in awe. His smile reminds me of when i saw his baby pictures for the first time. His eyes are a gentle brown, reminding me of a beautiful fall evening. When he smiles his eyes smile too. Its the cutest thing ever. His touch, soft and cautious. His personality, a gem. Damian is and always be the light in my life. without him I cant see a thing. He's my rock. My reason to live. The reason why I'm still here. Damian if you ever read this, te amo con todo mi ser. siempre seras mi niño bonito. mi cielo. mi vida entera. yo siempre estare aqui para ti.
Damian is remarkable.
by Jacqueline abrego July 27, 2025
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Heart of Gold, just don't take for granted. Man doesn't take no shit.
Heart of Gold, just don't take for granted. Man doesn't take no shit.
by Baltimore2k15 June 3, 2018
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by Judge he November 23, 2014
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by okgmgmgmgyes November 20, 2023
Get the damianmug. Definition:
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.
Profile:
Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”
Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.
Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.
Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.
Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.
Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.
Profile:
Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”
Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.
Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.
Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.
Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.
Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
by geggregmed October 16, 2025
Get the Damian "long shlong" Woodmug. Police abuse is disgusting. I hate it when they start damianing some poor demonstrator.
Man, that BDSM video was sick. The man fell on the floor and the dominatrix damianed the hell out of him, and the other woman followed suit.
Man, that BDSM video was sick. The man fell on the floor and the dominatrix damianed the hell out of him, and the other woman followed suit.
by Lion Nielsen July 12, 2017
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