Doof

Someone who is annoying

Oh you’re a doof

by CloKitKat September 8, 2018

Bibby doof gumper

By day, a bibby doof gumper is an ordinary, everyday Navy officer. By night, however, he is a hella evil terrorist who will stop at nothing to destroy America

Me: Hey dude, you seem to be a normal individual who is definitely not a terrorist at all
You: O, that's cool. By the way, America totally sucks.
Me: Dude, you're a "bibby doof gumper"

by hellacoolbrah June 28, 2010

Doof

A complete and utter idiot

James is such a massive DOOF!

by WannaCurlUpWatchDisneyAndEat June 25, 2015

doof

Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's

That doof needs to take his weekly bath. His body odor is as foul as his breath today

by GazintA December 10, 2012

Doof

A noise that hamster say. It's a very high pitched sound that is like DOOF

I just doffed really hard last night How to pronounce : (Doof)

by Hamster definisions February 27, 2017

Doof

A penis fart. Usually making the sound of a balloon deflating, stronger doofs make a pop sound.

Yo my dick hurts i just let out the biggest Doof of my life might need to go to the hospital.

by karsonvmilli April 8, 2019

Doof

Referring to food only spelling it backwards. Typically used when your with your boys.

Tom: Let’s run over to Taco Bell for a nice doof sesh!

Henry: Nah man, I had that 2 days ago... still shitting

by jimbo bobby james November 2, 2018