Felis domesticus

Felis domesticus aka the House Cat. The highest form of life on Earth. Has used hypnotic powers of cuteness to enslave Homo sapiens to provide it with food and shelter, and, most importantly, a life of total freedom and leisure.

Canis familiaris saw what great success Felis domesticus had with enslaving the Homo sapiens primates, and almost accomplished the same feat with their similar powers of hypnotic cuteness, however, for some reason, the canines, for the most part, did not end up with the same levels of freedom as their feline counterparts, making them, in our opinion, the second smartest spieces on planet Earth, followed by Homo sapiens in a distant third place.

P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.

by Clueless Ann Lark, planetary researcher January 19, 2007

domesticality

Noun- Pertaining to activities done in and around the home. Evokes comfort, safety and routine.

I found the domesitcality of Mike and Susan's relationship very charming.

by Greg February 27, 2005

Domesick

The feeling of sadness Notre Dame students feel when away from campus. It's a pun on homesick based on the Golden Dome on ND's main building.

After I graduated, I was so domesick.

by cflmo August 3, 2011

Domesticated Clown

a clown or mime that has been raped by elephants so hard that the sweat on his face causes his make up to run off his face.

man, that Jaden Chan is such a domesticated clown! look at his face

by jaden chan December 2, 2010

Domesticated Alpha Male

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.

Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.

by Lil Sizzle August 1, 2022

Domeastic

someone with an extremely large head

that boy's head is domeastic

by califor-->NIA June 30, 2009

Domesticated Partnership

A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.

Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"

Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"

Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership

by MEGB11 March 29, 2011