Dipshit

When a person expels fecal matter from said person's rectum while using chewing tobacco, as it is naturally a laxative.

Jason dipshits during lunch period at school every day for 20 minutes.

by SanderShanks June 2, 2016

Dipshit

Someone who is being annoying and irritating

"STOP being a dipshit Zoe"

by angie18 June 26, 2016

Unreliable dipshit

clam

Clam is an unreliable dipshit

by lawlee1 March 13, 2021

teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024

Dipshit

Your Ex-boy-friend.

Boyfriend: Hey I wanna break up. Your an ugly bitch and I don’t want to be known as the guy who dated you.

You: You dipshit!!!!!!

by Damntheworld November 4, 2019

Dipshit

A person who is stupid and doesn't know when to shut up.

Bill: I'm just going to go pick this flower.
Don: No bill we have to go pick up my mom.
Bill: But it's so pretty

Don: No you dipshit lets go!

by |_OLIVA_| May 21, 2016

Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously

Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?

by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022