dadball

The sport in which two grown men argue about their son being more talented than the other.

Originated on November 13th when two refrigerator magnets were formed to make the word "dadball". The creators then proceeded to rofl, literally.

The act of dadball:
Dad #1: "My son's in all honors classes!"
Dad #2: "My son's not a fat fuck!"

by Doctor Ass! November 19, 2010

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Deadboylife

Means your a flawless person

Girl 1: dee is the pure definition of Deadboylife

Girl 2: ik he’s such a flawless person🤩

by Dee condones December 1, 2021

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DCADB • deadbeat • deadbeat dad • deadbird • Deadbolt • dadbot • deadbeat mom • deadbug • dadball • dadbro

deadbolt

using the lock mechanism to have sex with oneself or another person.

When you can't get your dick up anymore, just take your old lady to the front door and turn your key in and out giving her the deadbolt.

by elguapophoenix February 9, 2010

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DBADB

"Don't be a douche bag." Phrase that many people need to hear, also the name of a song by the Jump Smokers.

Guy 1 (dbag): "Bro, is my shirt tight enough? My hair spikey enough? My hat Ed Hardy enough?"

Guy 2 (not dbag): "Dude, DBADB."

by listenhere09 August 24, 2010

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Deadbeat

A person who has more than one child but custody of none. Said person also moves from house to house either with his significant other for the time (until it's no longer) or with family members, or with a houseful of people not fit to raise children. A person who doesn't pay bills in his name. A high school dropout that will never contribute to society in any way shape or form. A person that when in public people avoid due to embarrasemt. Said person also sees his kids only when it's convenient for them or if it benefits them in anyway.

So you don't have a house for yourself and your 3 kids, and your still a couch surfing free loader.... Yea your a deadbeat.

by Stepup2theplate April 5, 2016

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