A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes.
blonde, and tall.
blonde, and tall.
by hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx June 17, 2011
A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.
by FirearmsPimp November 11, 2008
a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.
says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot
also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"
says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot
also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"
Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK
by alphateam123 February 08, 2019
David is a person with a specifically large genitalia area commonly referred to as a limo because it has loads of seats and is very long, when I say long I mean long.
by Sgt. James June 28, 2019
David is the funniest guy you'll ever meet. He's very stubborn but has a good heart. He has a bit of an attitude and tries to use his "charm" to get out of problems
by Problemchild1987 May 06, 2018
Sinan: What's the difference between an egg and David, the egg gets laid.
David: (blanks Sinan and all his friends for the whole day.)
David: (blanks Sinan and all his friends for the whole day.)
by ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°) February 04, 2018
the most amazing person you'll ever meet. you will seriously fall for him no matter what. he's extremly attractive and has amazing hair. he would seriously never do anything to hurt you, and will always be with you no matter what.<3 he's wonderful just the way he is, most perfect human being to walk the earth.
~~~~~~~~~~~ i love you David
by dfdghnndfvdfgdf dfg dfg dfgdf February 19, 2012