Enamel Crossing

Enamel Crossing is when two people making out touch teeth.

Yeah, me and my girl were at the crib playing some Enamel Crossing

by EnamelCrosser December 3, 2019

Animal crossing

A switch game that is VERY POPULAR with Tom nook scamming you and your villagers being cute but Deadly

1.animal crossing is the best (this is true)

2.I strongly dislike animal crossing (WHICH IS VERY VERY WRONG)

by THE LORD OF PANDAS January 28, 2021

Vanessa_crossing

Vanessa_crossing is a streamer who visits cursed animal crossing islands and has a pet cat named Sage even though Sage doesn't like her very much. She also doesn't read cheat clearly so her brain starts to fry up till she starts mumbling words. But other than that she is very kind.

Vanessa_crossing is a wonderful robot.

by Thekittycatsage January 31, 2023

the chicken crossing the river

This is a pick up line.

You : Excuse me miss can I see you hand, (don't worry I wont do anything to upset you) ( only if she is shy about it)

SHE GIVES YOU HER HAND, PLACE HER HAND INSIDE OF YOUR HAND PALM UP

DRAW A LINE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF HER HAND, AND SAY THIS IS A RIVER.

THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE NEEDS TO GET TO THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER

(USE YOUR FINGER TO KINDA DRAW OUT ON HER HAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AS YOUR ARE SAYING IT, IT MAKES HER MORE INTERESTED IN IT)

NOW THAT CHICKEN CANT GO AROUND THE RIVER (USING YOUR FINGER TO DRAW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING)

THAT CHICKEN CANT SWIM IT (DRAW IT)

THAT CHICKEN CANT JUMP IT (DRAW IT).

SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER? (DRAW IT)

NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS THE CHICKEN CANT GET FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER PERIOD!

WHEN SHE SAYS WELL I DONT KNOW THEN, YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOUR HAND.

SO TO RECAP HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO GET TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.

SO TO RECAP "THE CHICKEN CROSSING THE RIVER" HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO CROSS THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.

by Trickle Motorsports October 21, 2014

dropping your croissant

a stereotypical reaction when getting jump scared.

friend: *jump scares*
me: "aaAAAHH staaahp I could've dropped my cRoISsAnT!1!!" (*dropping your croissant*)

by black_guy_with_a_croissant January 15, 2019

Your aunt a croissant

The final blow to end the long battle. Only wielded by the most intellectual of all beings in the known multiverse. Would have been a quicker end to Thanos.

P1: your mom giey
P2 your dad lesbain

P1: your sistr a mistr

P2: your bruther your muther

P1: your granni tranni

P2: your grandpap-a-trap

P1: your ancestorz incestorz

P2: your family reunion homosexuel communion

P1: your family tree LGBT
P2: your neece obese
P1: your speces feces
P2: your genus penus

P1: YOUR AUNT A CROISSANT
P2: *dies*

by IndianWarlord2 May 5, 2019

Garlic butter croissant monkey balls

A damn good food

Bro mcdonalds has garlic butter croissant monkey balls now

by Canadian doltwad May 25, 2022