Cottage

Where David goes and fucks his sister

Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage

by Donk912 July 19, 2016

cottage farm

the place where black people work at (joke)

"Go back to my cottage farm you black ni-!"

by King Emperor Spamton I December 11, 2023

Cottaged

To get fucked (anally)

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.

by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022

cottage cheese

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.

Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!

by urmeanium August 23, 2021

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.

Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them.

by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021

Cottaging

When you and your fellow country man have fun in a public lavatory

Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it

by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023