Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Zack goes cottaging on thursdayd
by Goblin Ringleader August 19, 2022
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Cottaging

When you and your fellow country man have fun in a public lavatory
Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it
by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023
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Cottaged

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.
by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022
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Cottaged

Walk there sober.
Walk home shoulder to shoulder
We Cottaged last night.
by britleajones June 15, 2019
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cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.
Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.
by Bunghole MASTA April 26, 2014
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Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"
by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017
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Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.
by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020
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