Concrete Johnson

Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa

My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.

by Alex Engel August 19, 2013

Concreter's Holiday

An Australian term to describe someone who is currently incarcerated.

“Yeah nah, he is currently on holiday…” “oh, that sounds ripper” “nah yeah, a Concreter's Holiday he should be out in 6”

by Doing big no January 29, 2025

Concrete panini

an act in which you place your balls on concrete and have another concrete brick placed on top. Have a bystander jump on the brick to explode your balls and create a concrete panini. Cheese can be added for extra fun.

Omg last nights party was so fun, we gave Lazarrfit a concrete panini.

by 12345aleksnot7 June 21, 2021

Concrete or Gravel?

A term used by bouncers or bartenders when kicking out an unruly customer. Concrete; meaning the front door, the sidewalk; embarrassing and in public but semi-safe. Whereas, Gravel means to be kicked out of the backdoor; where all the bartenders, bouncers, and regulars throw the unruly customer into a not-so-friendly environment, where there are no bystanders or cameras, and they all proceed to beat the shit out of the unruly one(s).

Nick the Bouncer: Hey! Was that you just breaking all those bottles?

Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)

Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

Sandpaper on concrete

When someone has a scratchy throat,and cannot talk very well

"Your voice sounds like sandpaper on concrete"

by Weirdo#666 April 29, 2023

Concreter Mark West

When a short bald man marries a more attractive tallwr women and starts a family.

I saw a bloke at Wattle Grove pub with a more attractive taller women. I asked him "are you doing a Concreter Mark West", he replied "ahhhhhh yeeeeep"

by Matt Martin ah yep October 29, 2020

Concrete pussy popper

A self aware entrepreneur trained in the arts of prostitution , also known as lady of the night.

I wonder how much that concrete pussy popper charges for a blowy.

by Pikasso May 30, 2022