ColonelKlink

1. Supreme Nerd GOD of ARFCOM.
2. deity

All hail the mighty ColonelKlink.

by Almighty Klink March 30, 2005

Coloneling

When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.

"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017

ColonelFPS

• ColonelFPS is of aggressive gaming heritage (watch out).

• Colonel is a high rank in the military rank.

• Lurks in the shadows, you never see it coming!

• A ColonelFPS is often found Discord pro-efficient.

• Loves to use Ace 23 to destroy noobs

• Zouzou’s way too much in BF4

• WATCH OUT! Rage quitting is notorious when a noob LMG camper somehow beams from some damn corner.

• Colonel = Army crap
• FPS = First Person Shooter game

ColonelFPS literally sweats over a controller, while only playing Locker, thinking a 1 KD is good.

by ColonelFPS April 21, 2022

Being coloneled

The process of Russian officers being removed from Ukrainian sovereign territory by means of explosion

Dozens of Russian officers are being coloneled every week

by Horst von Hubert May 11, 2024

Clonely Farts Pub

A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.

Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.

by BubbaHoTep111 August 25, 2010

colognely

The state of not wearing, owning, or smelling of cologne.

Man, i smell. I'm feeling pretty colognely

by unicorn wheelchairs November 15, 2010

colnel

a lil nigga

its that lil nigga colnel

by fjvnadfkjj March 22, 2017