Carpet Cleaner, The

When you are doing a girl doggy style on a rug or carpet and you grab her hands so that her face falls into the carpet.

I gave stephanie the carpet cleaner yesterday. She got pissed and stormed out.

by Greg H March 17, 2003

cheater

See Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick is an example of someone who is a cheater. That's why he's often called Bill Belicheat.

by HarryPothead6009 February 7, 2008

cleaner

it means a hitman.

i need to hire a cleaner.

by Mr.X April 19, 2005

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

Cheater

Some cold, heartless, immature buttfuck that will hurt you more than getting sent to the hostipal by spend time with you and make you think your building a connection that nothing can break, by you giving all tour commitment,trust,loyalty,time,love,laughs,smiles,honesty, and world to just so at the end you can feel like nothing and a waste of time. To make you feel like you feel like your not important enough. So that person will last the waste the last couple years of you guys spent together mean nothing but a worthless peace of shit.

Women #1: Calls her man. And doesn't answer but leaves a message. "Hey baby, were are you? Do you remember about our plans."
Man #1: Is fucking some chick that he just met at the strip club. And theme goes home to his girl.

Women #1: "Where were you!?!"
Man #1: " I was at hostipal because my friend got in crash"
Man #1 phone rings but the caller felt a message.
Women #2: "Damn daddy, I had amazing time tonight with you. But baby, you felt your boxers here and your sock. Maybe u can pick them up and we can go for round two?"

Women #1: "Are you fucking kidding me? This is the third time!! I'm sick and tired to hear the words ' Babygirl, she just a friend.' Or ' Your only girl I'm talking to'. I'm leaving you cheater! Don't ever talk to me again asshole."

by Just thoughts of truth March 13, 2017

Steam Cleaner

the act of moving from one end of the room while digging your partners face into the carpet while giving her doggystyle sex with the intention of giving them a rug burn on their face.

I heard john gave stacey the steam cleaner the other day. you should see her she has the worst rug burn on her face.

by b.kravitz July 5, 2009

Boat Cleaner

The best drug ever. You reach MAXIMUM HIGH for 10 SECONDS. Then the best part is, you die after the best 10 seconds ever. It is done by injecting boat cleaning solution into the blood stream, once done you will enjoy the perks of the best drug ever, then you die! yeah!

I am going to do some boat cleaner after school, see you in hell.

by Guy Guyson mc guy April 25, 2011