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Candy Crush

Poor excuse for a game.

A piece of garbage that denies of social life for the user and annoys all the people around. Its extensive levels and difficulty made people became addicted and ask for lifes to their facebook friends, and send countless invitations. Another example of the Cyber-geddon.

It's just a copy of bejeweled.
Child: Dad, I'm hungry !

Father: Oh..! your mother is playing Candy Crush and forgot to make dinner for you!
by Lokillo August 31, 2013
mugGet the Candy Crushmug.

candy shop

A happy place where innocent little children go to buy candy! Shame on you, where you expecting something different!
Bobby bought a lolipop at the candy shop.
by Hannah Lumpkins June 24, 2005
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candy shower

When a woman is on her period and she sprays her menstrual fluids onto her sex partner's face.
Eric, I had the best candy shower last night. My wife's menstrual fluids were warm.
by AmoLaxi December 27, 2008
mugGet the candy showermug.

mandy candy

From Chappelle show...
"I smoke Mandy candy"
"I'm Tyrone biggums... A Mandy candy head"

Also a failed last man standing clothing line
by Tyronebiggums February 11, 2014
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Candy blunt

Blunts dipped in cough syrup. good ass shit...but can be hard to light at times
summer:would u like a blunt?
speck:sure, but get the cough syrup so we can make a candy blunt
by sheaspeck May 16, 2005
mugGet the Candy bluntmug.

dirty candy

The hottest, sexiest one around A true goddess DirtyCandy will be the one to rock your entire world. You better keep your Dirty 7Candy to yourself, if not your a fool, her dangerous but oh so sexy eyes will keep you in a trance. And oh what them lips do explosive sexual desire beyond belief. Dangerous but irresistible Everyone wants her so you better be doing your job or someone will kindly do it for you.Candy is a rare breed no other can even come close. Candy loves to please her mate in any way they desire, Candy is definitely the best you will ever have. Think twice before letting go, you'll never find another to do the things lime Candy does!
I CANT GET ENOUGH, DIRTY CANDYS MY ADDICTION
by Dark goddess May 17, 2019
mugGet the dirty candymug.

hero candy

A sports figure who will allow a male fan to blow him
"After watching Tom Brady throw the game winning touch down, he became the biggest piece of hero candy in New England."
by Corey Trevor September 10, 2007
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