communist bear

Alternate and more preferable name for the panda bear. They are also known as commie bears.

Those damn communist bears got into the yard again. Time to break out the rifle.

by lumbermancer May 12, 2016

Calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.

Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washes over her.

by Lea Swift January 25, 2018

Communist Capitalist

To be rich and to love sharing

damn to bad there aren't any more communist capitalists

by Avorado May 31, 2018

Communisting

Acting like a communist, or executing....cruel and unusual punishment.

Person 1: My mother was totally communisting me
Person 2: That sucks, I guess?

by vampir3b0y January 30, 2019

Communist cho cho train

When two communist males make love one puts super glue on their finger and then fingers the other one once the glue is in the asshole the communist man puts is prolapsed anus into the other man's asshole

Man I enjoyed the communist cho cho train

by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

communist

people who don’t think poop jokes are funny.

person 1: my poop flew everywhere

person 2: ew what the fuck ?
person 1: whatever u communist, god.

by weearpoopinhere February 8, 2020

Communist Compliance Crew

“Fact-checkers” of social media. Users may not have other opinions besides the ones approved by Big Tech, the biggest arm of the Democratic-Communist Party.

Them: The #communistcompliancecrew is not allowing me post my meme about God.

Me: Yep, that’s the Communist Compliance Crew for ya.

by Funtimeisover January 7, 2021