Sam Suiciide/Komiazyk/Vakalis
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.
by buttcrumbsspecialist November 22, 2011
this is some animate or inanimate object stuck in the pubic hair of a girl's genital area. This can be anything from a condom wrapper, post it note, lint, E. coli to an old sucker.
I was going down on this girl until I found out she had a bunch of muffin crumbs, and then I decided to get tested.
by LuxBc June 07, 2007
-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
by andrew speraaa April 26, 2009
by hunkyboy May 21, 2010
Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.
After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.
by Bill from Boston April 10, 2017
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by Goukuh January 21, 2020