crap tra

Scrap Trap

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap tra is burning!!!

by Sophia_Cutie19 June 14, 2021

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

by ashash6 October 3, 2009

Crap Shadow

The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.

Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.

The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.

Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."

by Zaneman May 26, 2013

cream of the crap

Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."

When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.

by JohnQPublic March 29, 2007

bull crap

Basically a better way to say bull shit.So if you are with parents you can say bull crap instead of bull shit because if your parents are like mine they will totally freak!

"mom you are full of bull crap!!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY BULL SHIT!!?"
"HELL NO I SAID BUL CRAP!"

by David Harrisons lover girl June 10, 2005

haps on the craps

What is happening in the game of craps

What is goin on. What is happening. Who Is winning.

hey brother what's the haps on the craps.

by Tony "Shizzle my nizzle" Pizza October 29, 2003

crap on a cracker

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

by RandyBaby June 27, 2008