It's like Illuminati Conspiracy but much worse, usually when there's something that's not logical, nonsensical, or ridiculously not so reality logic.
1: So, how did Spongebob make fire underwater?
2: I don't know but that's one Aluminium Conspiracy
or
Boy 1: What's the use of hair nipples even tho it's not even useful
Boy 2: ...Aluminium Conspiracy
2: I don't know but that's one Aluminium Conspiracy
or
Boy 1: What's the use of hair nipples even tho it's not even useful
Boy 2: ...Aluminium Conspiracy
by DanishThaMenace December 18, 2021
CCC this is a group of devil worshipers where cillers is killers. They stalk the son of GOD everywhere. Online video games. Every social media. And every restaurant attacking him non stop and mocking him and harassing him with billions of people trying to make him mad so he threaten to kill them so they get him to lock up. They been doing this for twenty years and keep getting all his social media and video game accounts banned. And all he trying to do is find a good wife to marry forever and they mock him you going to be alone forever and attack him every time he tries to talk to a girl to get a girlfriend. And so much more.
CONspiracy Cult Cillers getting out of hand and too powerful and numberous. And have powerful people in it and backing them up because this one little kid is the only one who can stop all the evil he’s doing. Proof there is a GOD if he’s still Surviving this bloody storm. That lasted all his life.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 30, 2022
Anyone who still think we live on a ball despist the fact that J R Tolan has taken pictures of mountains over 500 miles away ImpossiBALL
by Nice111 June 30, 2019
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.
by Daniel00 January 01, 2024
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 06, 2024
As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.
After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.
by Spongebob Shit Pants July 06, 2023
The title given to a homosexual relationship in which one or both of the partners are in the closet. Can be used to discuss the relationship while people are present that don't know the homosexual nature of the relationship.
by nixongibson November 27, 2017