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Mud Chum

When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.
Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”
by Lordo Corn August 8, 2023
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Chum Chugging

The art of eating with one hand while mastrubating with the opposite hand.
"Man I accidentally spilled milk from my cereal bowl on my junk while chum chugging this morning!"
by Harrybonbon July 13, 2016
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Chum about

To hang out with a friend just because there's nothing else to do.

Wanna chum about on Friday?

Sure!
Wanna chum about on Friday?

Sure!
by Jsource July 21, 2017
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Ho Chum

(n) word used to describe the intangible essence or swagger that permeates from confident Men that attracts sexually aggressive Women. This essence or swagger is the equivalent to Chum that a fisherman would use to attract and catch Sharks.

alternate: can also be used when referring to something extraordinary i.e. haircut, shirt, car, hat, etc.
Bill: "So what's up Greg? You got ladies lined up around the block for you tonight!"

Greg: "What can I say bro? The ladies sense my Ho Chum from miles away!"

alternate:
Bill: "Dude, how did you end up bangin both those girls?"

Greg: "Dude, my new car is absolute Ho Chum!!!"
by Big Bill Pympin June 7, 2011
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Secret chum

Adrian's very secret chum with very special Junglejuice
Omg have you tried adrian's secret chum it's so good
by Sheikhar_bhuti February 17, 2022
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Tiny Chum

Tiny Chum is what you call a very short but oddly smart person. Another word for it is Cheu.
Lin: Hey Alex, check him out.. hes a Tiny Chum

Alex: I see him! are they always that short?

Lin: Yea, Cheu's a tiny chum.

Cheu: Yeah, I know
by Feania May 11, 2023
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chum the fish

v. To vomit, particularly a foul mixture of liquid and food particles, such as the nefarious buckets of fish blood and guts spooned into the sea by fisherman to attract fish.

We couldn't leave the frat party in time to meet you because your boyfriend was in the bathroom chumming the fish.
Dude, quick! Where's the bathroom? After that last round of shots i really gotta chum the fish!
by Vagabond King July 8, 2014
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