Chess

If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.

As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

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1v1 en chess?

A slang used for gay sex by homosexual men, mostly used by either broke 40 or dumb middle schoolers.

Hey, 1v1 en chess?
Hold on I have to finish my food

by Moranus12812 February 15, 2021

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CHESS

Chess is kinda like saying yes but you really mean it. Or you are really happy and all you can say is CHESS!

Hot girl: do you want to go out with me
You: CHESS!!
Or
Mom: we are going to Disney land!
You:CHESS!

by Machinemma5 April 19, 2018

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Chess Club

All the geeks congregate here. They also play D&D. They will ask to play chess and then beat your ass with a smirk on their face.

Person A: Eyo Colin wanna hang out?
Colin: Nah man I got chess club

by Beehive Babe June 21, 2022

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chess

a game where 2 kingdoms fight each other while being figures
pawn being the seemingly useless but has tricks up its sleeves

knight being the coolest, winning by taking L's
bishop go diagonal
rook be going straight and sideways
queen being everything except for knight, its too cool to take L's
king being the fucking crybaby that needs protection and somehow s the most significant one on the board
checkmate, castling, you get the idea

do the funny botez gambit for cool

"chess"
"chess"

by Cloudy_yduolC April 22, 2022

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