Italy's bunker

When your having sex with a girl and you put cooked spaghetti noodles in her ass and her pussy while drenching her tits in pasta sauce

Jack: Me and my girlfriend went to Italy's bunker last night.
John: Stop telling me about your sex life. It makes me uncomfortable.

by Cunt_bucket July 30, 2018

Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.

I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.

by Bunker Job July 20, 2014

tail bunker

a secluded place where a man can take his chosen piece of tail to give it a good hammering.

as in "I took her to the tail bunker and bashed her back doors in"

by med73 June 27, 2014

nuclear bunker ass

Exaggerating the fact that a person is so fat that his/her ass can be used as a bunker during times of a nuclear apocalypse.

"Shit mate! I heard WWIII is gonna start soon!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017

Bunkering

When you turn 40 and start using Archie Bunker style phrases like "Kids nowadays...", "Kids these days have no respect", "Back in my day..."

"You're Bunkering already! We are 40, not 80! Get to the retirement home, Gramps" - Brickhouse

by HollyMoxie420 March 7, 2024

Battle of bunker hill

When you pull out and smack your partner in the ass after having dirty anal sex, in which shit gets all over their ass. Quickly wipe the sheets with it and turn them around and shove their face in the shit wiped sheets.

Last night, your gay brother and I totally had a battle of bunker hill.

by shitty dick June 27, 2014

Smunker de funker de bunker

The son for monkey d luffy

He has a bunker

The smunker de funker de bunker bunker

by Luke is not funny October 11, 2022