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bulldozer ass

The quality of possessing buttocks so thick and large that a person can easily push their way through a crowd.
Once we're inside the concert let Andrew lead the way since he's got a bulldozer ass.
by crace selvage September 27, 2007
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bulldogs

Bulldogs(A player of league of legends also refers as OwenDaGamer) is a first class faggot, his brain is as small as his penis he likes to go around acting like he is the best shit, he is actually fucking terrible at life and league of legends his childhood was corrupted after been beaten by his dad several times, if you see him dont bother to talk back to him as you will be dick slapped in the face. He will then ask you for a 1v1 on league of legends, if you say yes hes likely to dodge it and say he got ddosed(denial of service)he's actually the most pathetic player on league of legends and a pile of garbage.
Me: Owen you suck dick 1v1 me.
BullDogs(Owendagamer): haha fucking ok then scrub
Me: Log on league Of Legends now
Owendagamer(Owendagamer): fuck you you're not even worth my time you smelly scrub.
by loluwotfat December 4, 2014
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bulldog

The act of taking a wicked shit after a long night of drinking and having the smell of it make you so sick that you have to get off the toilet and puke into the bowl, on top of the shit.
Chim-chim got so drunk on New Year's that he bulldogged it the next morning at McDonald's after breakfast
by Duke Togo October 10, 2004
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Bulldogging

to sprint full speed into someones garage door at night like ding dong ditching but louder more and people freak out when it happens.
I just went bulldogging and bulldogged the shit out of that dudes house there's a fucking dent in his garage door and his outside lights broken.
by Kingfozz October 23, 2011
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bulldog-phobic

phobia to the elite of the ugliest and stupidest jack ass guys in america. these dbags have no emotion in their steroid-filled bodies watsoever. although all-mighty athletic stars, they have more balls in their mouths than in the pockets of their lax sticks. AKA:the boys of STA

* although few, their are some boys at sta that don't match this descriptions. gud luck finding one...it's like finding the guy in the "wheres waldo" books
a boy with:
acne
moobs
buzz-cut

that has:
no emotion
or feelings
or love

and is:
a playa
a dbag

....lets face it: a dick

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these kinds of boys are all bulldog-phobic
by stah8er January 13, 2009
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Bulldog

strong animal with large canines that are solely created to rip apart weak animals such as eagles
Ted: hey i got a new bulldog today, i'm gonna go put it outside so it can kill eagles
by disnigga1010101010101 November 25, 2010
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English Bulldog

"The Bulldog is a breed with characteristically wide shoulders and a matching head. There are generally thick folds of skin on a Bulldog's brow, followed by round, black, wide-set eyes, a short muzzle with characteristic folds called "rope" above the nose, with hanging skin under the neck, drooping lips, and pointed teeth. The coat is short, flat and sleek, with colors of red, fawn, white, brindle (mixed colors, often in waves or irregular stripes), and piebald.

In the US, the size of a typical mature male is about 55-60 pounds and that for mature females is about 45 pounds for a Standard English Bulldog. In the United Kingdom, the breed standard is 55 pounds for a male and 50 pounds for a female.

While some canine breeds have their tails cut or docked soon after birth, Bulldogs are one of very few breeds whose tail is naturally short and curled."

About half the bulldogs you will meet will be fine, but the other half are true terrors and should be put out of their misery. Over-bred and over-priced, they'll hardly be able to breath, can hardly play, have sensitive stomachs and skin, deformed teeth, a weird curled in tail, and a horrible habit of rubbing their netherlands all over your wall... much like a bear scratches his back. Combine that with horrible gas, and you wonder why God continues to let these things exist.
1. The english bulldog is a great family dog for some.
2. A shit stained, breathing disabled monster whose overpriced food and expensive medical bills will soon put you in the poorhouse.

Guy 1: "Hey you want to go to Joe's house tonight to watch the game?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, his swamp creature ruins it for me."
by Corgwyn July 28, 2011
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