Butthole Bandit

A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.

There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown

Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!

by jsilll February 24, 2011

Butthole cannoli

The act of curling your tongue up like a cannoli and sticking it in a butthole, the individual on the recieving end of the act often will scream HOLY CANNOLI! while its taking place

Hey Jerry did Sarah come over last night?

Yea she came over and I gave that crack whore the butthole cannoli!

My nigga!

by Big Daddy Hog Nuts June 14, 2011

Satan's Butthole

(n) A term used in beer pong when a team makes the center of the triangle resulting in a rather frustrating void in the middle of the target.

chad and jeremey lost the game because their balls repeatedly entered satan's butthole.

by gurrilladunkingonuts July 6, 2009

musty butthole

A shot:

1/3 Chocolate syrup
2/3 Tequila

Top with a hefty squirt of mustard

I was excited when that guy was offering free shots last night until i found out they were musty buttholes!

by devoed January 23, 2008

boil the butthole

The act of taking a sexual partner into a hot tub for 30-45 minutes prior to giving a rim job.

Dude, make sure to boil the butthole if you are gonna give it a rim job.

by Bhole-pleasures December 23, 2017

loose butthole

when something was really uncool, shitty, or totally not tight butthole.

Pam: Do you remember when Keith reminded the teacher about the homework?
Joe: Yeah, that was really loose butthole.

by Kdogmillionare October 13, 2016

butthole whisperer

A guy that can talk any girl into anal sex.

Becky is a total prude, but Chad is a butthole whisperer. He'll break her behymen in no time.

by fort waynker April 6, 2015