Brosack

a guy whos usually a bro, but being a jerk at the present moment.

"Wow, Jeff's the man, but he just totally just d-blocked you"
"Ya, what a brosack."

by Dj Gj January 11, 2009

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brobecue

noun.
A barbecue, planned, put on, or attended, by bros. This may be a special occasion, or simply dinner. This is a main social gathering for bros, since there is NOTHING else to do in areas where they typically reside.
Note: "Being Extreme!" is not something to do.

"We wanted to reserve the clubhouse for a graduation party, but it was already reserved for the nightly brobecue"

by bycrom February 8, 2009

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Broseidon

Meaning the massive compilation of tool-like qualities leading to the over establishment of one's own bro-ness. These men are lord of all brosephs. A god in some circles of jersey shore wanna be's.

Noticed as the alpha male in a pack of brosephs. Can be used as a greeting, derogatory term, or as a compliment depending on the situation.

Phillip: wow, you see that enormous mob of tools?

Damon: yeah, it's obvious that the one with the wifebeater and hair gel is the Broseidon of the group.

by ParalyzedGary April 17, 2010

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Brosectamy

When your Bro has a girlfriend who has him by the balls.

Bro #1: yo can Tim hang out tonight?
Bro#2: nah Kim gave him a Brosectamy.

by Rareguppy September 13, 2017

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broscapade

the escapades of a brofessional. the events/actions of a brofessional.

Seamlessly, he downed his last drink, took a big puff of his smoke, walked towards the hottest chick at the party and started talking to her. It was a broscapade like you've seen a hundred times in movies.

by acousticreality October 9, 2011

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Brojected

When you try to fit in with a bunch of bros, and you get rejected from the clique because they can smell the fear on you.

"So I was at the bar, and I was talking to this really fine chick. Out of nowhere her bro boyfriend walks up with his friends, and laugh at my collared Hawaiian shirt, then walked away. I completely got brojected."

by SicChicOnMuhDic October 19, 2011

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