by frankie fester January 20, 2006
Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.
by Serge Fabrizio January 27, 2007
by Han4321 March 19, 2008
A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).
It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.
It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.
Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!
by 3008 June 16, 2011
Coffee and a cigarette
by Peter June 29, 2005
the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.
doesn't contain eggs in assholes.
doesn't contain eggs in assholes.
mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.
by turkincanada May 03, 2009
A dingo is an Australian wild dog which is often persecuted, and leads a tough life. For breakfast a dingo might have to settle for " a scratch - a piss - and a look around"
After a hard night a bloke (man) might say " This morning I just got up, had a dingo's breakfast, and came to work."
by Mikros August 23, 2006