Boris mombeela

person 1:Omg is that boris mombeela?
Person 2:yeah he’s the true alpha male

Person 3:I heard he used to pee on people to assert his dominance

Person 1:wow! He really is the alpha I wish he would pee on me
by daddyalpha69 March 16, 2022
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Boris Shoes

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
by Rat.boi January 30, 2023
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Boris the Cat

Fefe's little fleshlight that he munts with daily. Boris will only accept the gift of Fefe's cock if Fefe has been jelqing.
Boris the Cat is ready for Fefe's seed.
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sami: guys its national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day
mio: fuck off /j
sami: ilyt 🥰
by Smelly Suzie October 14, 2022
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Boris Pavlikovsky

Boris Pavlikovsky (aka Sage’s husband) is the hottest fictional character. He is gets hard really quick and he has the longest dick ever. He will make you cum in less than 3 minutes!! He knows how to fuck and he is really sweet.
Sage: Omg sex with Boris Pavlikovsky is amazing, his dick is huge !!
by user801283849 November 20, 2021
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bobo boris

A man that is very short and has a tiny genitalia. He is also very aggressive (commonly referred to as short man syndrome)
Did you see Robert over there, they call him Bobo boris
by Well hung man February 16, 2024
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