Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.
“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.
by Papbag February 14, 2018
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Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers
Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!
by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022
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fat bollocks

Someone who won't fucking move out of the way and is generally a fat turd
by Hugos_got_a_stanky_wrist March 27, 2016
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bollock rooney

Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face
I gave Kai a bollock Rooney last night
by Bumhole winnit December 04, 2016
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Bollock fart

Bollock fart
I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart
by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020
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Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay
Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...
by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006
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trolly bollock

you call someone a trolly bollock which means they speak bollocks and look like a troll. e.g omg that tylers such a trolly bollock !
by the amazingly amazing October 12, 2020
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