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Hollar Blossom

A male or female whos only purpose is to perform or participate in sexual acts. Some are attractive and some are not. This factor typically depends on the general region in which they reside.
“ I messed around with a little hollar blossom last night and threw my back out.”
by Walter Plum June 8, 2022
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Morning Blossom

Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".
Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!
by Bichoman December 8, 2018
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fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse
We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.
by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015
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onion blossom

When a girl has a huge sweet ass but the smell is so bad it brings tears to your eyes.
That girl had a sweet turd cutter but the bitch had an onion blossom.
by AWetFart March 20, 2017
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The nut blossom

Like Reaper from Overwatch, you spin in a circle releasing bullets to kill your foes, but instead of bullets, it's sperm and you spin a circle "nutting" everywhere.
"Oh baby get ready for my The nut blossom!"
by Satanic man August 26, 2017
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Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.
by gnostic3 October 14, 2019
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