Zone Blitz

Zone Blitz is a faggot

"Hey, you know this person named Zone Blitz?"
"Yeah he be a big ol faggot :^)"

by Ponduz Donduz July 29, 2018

shit blitz

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

by Word of man October 9, 2018

Thermal Blitz

Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.

Person one: Thermal Blitz is a meme :/

Person 2: a great fuckin meme :)

by hotdamnitsbirdy May 27, 2018

Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback

I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.

by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019

Blitz

1.) A powerful attack or mad massacre

The Viking unleashed a blitz to kill his enemies

by Flufflepuff564 March 26, 2019

Blitz

A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.

Oh fuck Blitz is coming for the kids

by Tractor Party April 18, 2019

Blitzed

When one is high out of their mind.

Fuck im so blitzed right now i cant even see

by BDbrad June 17, 2019