by DCORION April 9, 2017

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.
I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.
by EatKimchi April 18, 2017

by Colm Conor October 24, 2016

by Pee-wee Jones September 24, 2019

Jonathan: baby I'm horny
Karey: but baby it's my shark week
Jonathan: so you can bleed on my butter ;)
Karey: but baby it's my shark week
Jonathan: so you can bleed on my butter ;)
by Thecumspider July 29, 2022

Person 1: I'd bleed myself dry for you!
Person 1's partner: aww, really babe?
Person 1: yes, now let's have sex!
Person 1's partner: aww, really babe?
Person 1: yes, now let's have sex!
by Bustao99 January 12, 2022
