Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.

Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.

by ApricotFields May 23, 2025

Anal bead

An anal, ignorant, stupid, annoying asshole.

That guy Chris, what an anal bead.

by Fanmirrorcouch July 24, 2022

Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

The Sunflower Beads Sunflower The

The Sunflower Beads Sunflower The

The Sunflower Beads Sunflower The

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

beatoff beads

Wooden beads that are, after being lubed up, worn on the wrists and rotated repeatedly in order to sensationalize a phallus or clitoris.

Jordan Rose really had a knack for those beatoff beads he used multiple times a day.

by OGdumplingBoy September 24, 2021

Saskatchewan Anal bead booty buster

The Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster is a know form of torture used by the cartel is when one wraps any kind of explosive ordnance around anal beads then shoves them up one’s booty then explodes them

Jamal: how did Bartholomew die again?
Jayden: I heard he got hit with a Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster

by Mango_witdaBBL June 26, 2025

Bead Bait

Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.

My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.

by MR WOLF June 15, 2010