Similar to a blumpkin, a blumpkin stacker is when one man is sitting on the toilet and taking a shit while giving anal sex to another man, who is in turn getting a blowjob from another man. The blumpkin stacker can also involve more than 3 men with the other men simply stacked on top making an anal sex chain
by bigben December 21, 2009
Get the Blumpkin Stacker mug.I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.
by Tha Dinger April 2, 2011
Get the Hazy Blumpkin mug.when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.
I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.
by jjakaka March 18, 2014
Get the poopstick blumpkin mug.1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.
by Chariot Driver May 29, 2009
Get the Pseudo-Blumpkin mug.Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006
Get the splashing blumpkin mug.Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.
Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!
by kd32178 February 9, 2010
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Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.
by TheBlumpkinKing June 25, 2009
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